The raging debate in the Goots household is whether one ought to "saw" a tree, or "chop" it. Apparently Montana men don't use a saw, they use an axe.
Fearing for life and limb of her beloved Husby, wifey protested such behavior vehemently. To no avail.
Merry Christmas to a world of manly men and women who secretly love them for it. ;)